The sickest of the sick

Hey

2009-10-29T17:18:21Z

Haven't posted in a while & I should.... I'm spreading myself thin with fic crap right now, but I actually have a bit of inspiration lately at least. Umm... this cracked me up more than it should have. I love his faces more than anything:

Yes, I know. I'm going to hell.

But I just can't help it. His face = me dying. I'll take it. ;)

Updated Fanfiction: Resident Advisor, Ch. 12: All I Want Is You

2009-09-25T20:20:24Z

Title: Resident Advisor
Author: HammondGirl
Pairing: B/E
Category: A/H, OOC
Rating: M for future lemonade to quench your thirst.
Summary: Chapter 12 now up: All I Want Is You. Bella works as a Resident Advisor at Seattle U. She meets Edward Cullen during a Halloween party & learns that he lives on her floor. She finds herself falling in love with him throughout the semester, but what could he possibly see in her? A/H, OOC

Chapter 12

or, start from the

Beginning

Remembering 9/11

2009-09-11T07:30:32Z

I was at home, safe from everywhere that was being attacked, but I was alone. My hubby was out of state in S. Carolina, and my parents were in Hawaii on vacation, and ended up getting stuck there for an extra 5 days due to the grounded flights. I just remember watching the television all day in shock, and talking on the phone to my loved ones.

This is a picture of the site from Feb.:

And this one is of the buildings next to Ground Zero:

Updated Fanfiction: Resident Advisor, Ch. 11: I Thought You Died Alone

2009-06-02T23:43:52Z

Title: Resident Advisor
Author: HammondGirl
Pairing: B/E
Category: A/H, A/U, OOC
Rating: M for future lemonade to quench your thirst.
Summary: Chapter 10 now up - I Hear Her Voice. Bella works as a Resident Advisor in a dormitory at Seattle University. She meets Edward at a Halloween Party thrown for the residents and employees of Weston Hall. A friendship slowly builds and Bella finds herself falling in love with Edward throughout the semester, but is unsure of his feelings toward her. What could the popular Edward Cullen possibly see in her?

Chapter 11

or

Start From the Beginning

hammondgirl @ 2009-05-22T16:26:00

2009-05-22T21:31:39Z

Umm... look at him. Just look at him. Guh.

Oh yes... Oh yes...

Updated Fanfiction: Resident Advisor, Ch 10: I Hear Her Voice

2009-05-02T04:40:52Z

hammondgirl @ 2009-04-06T00:33:00

2009-04-06T05:35:57Z

So i'm going to try to do this shit now, so bear with me... Ha!
kimbo3210 You know I was trying to do this the other day. So complicated. Sheesh.

Me & the Hubby

2009-03-12T01:20:10Z

Yes I know. We're adorkable. :D

Dude!

2009-03-09T05:25:33Z

I just got the best review of my life. I'm so excited!

hammondgirl @ 2009-03-05T23:54:00

2009-03-06T05:59:44Z

Do you want a present? Ok then, here you go.

VICTORY IS MINE

2009-02-24T06:07:54Z

Some "O" faces...

And one that totally makes me have my "O" face...

TAKE THAT! OH YEAH BABY - TALK TO ME!

Updated Fanfiction : Resident Advisor, Ch 9: If Only I Could

2009-02-05T06:53:35Z

Title: Resident Advisor
Author: HammondGirl
Pairing: B/E
Category: A/H, A/U, OOC
Rating: M for future lemonade to quench your thirst.
Summary: Chapter 9 now up - If Only I Could. Bella works as a Resident Advisor in a dormitory at Seattle University. She meets Edward at a Halloween Party thrown for the residents and employees of Weston Hall. A friendship slowly builds and Bella finds herself falling in love with Edward throughout the semester, but is unsure of his feelings toward her. What could the popular Edward Cullen possibly see in her?

Kim - "Do you think your Mom is going to notice? Notice that the statue's penis is missing?" -Chunk

Chapter 9

or start from the

Beginning

Updated Fanfiction : Resident Advisor, Ch 8: Change Of Plans

2009-02-02T04:26:00Z

Title: Resident Advisor
Author: HammondGirl
Pairing: B/E
Category: A/H, A/U, OOC
Rating: M for future lemonade to quench your thirst.
Summary: Chapter 8 now up - Change Of Plans Bella works as a Resident Advisor in a dormitory at Seattle University. She meets Edward at a Halloween Party thrown for the residents and employees of Weston Hall. A friendship slowly builds and Bella finds herself falling in love with Edward throughout the semester, but is unsure of his feelings toward her. What could the popular Edward Cullen possibly see in her?

Kim - "Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school." It is still on woman. Goonies never say die!!!!!

Chapter 8

or start from the

Beginning

Updated Fanfiction : Resident Advisor, Ch 7: Where Are We Now?

2009-01-29T06:51:33Z

Title: Resident Advisor
Author: HammondGirl
Pairing: B/E
Category: A/H, A/U, OOC
Rating: M for future lemonade to quench your thirst.
Summary: Chapter 7 now up - Where Are We Now? Bella works as a Resident Advisor in a dormitory at Seattle University. She meets Edward at a Halloween Party thrown for the residents and employees of Weston Hall. A friendship slowly builds and Bella finds herself falling in love with Edward throughout the semester, but is unsure of his feelings toward her. What could the popular Edward Cullen possibly see in her?

Kim - If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water.

Chapter 7

or start from

The Beginning

Updated Fanfiction : Resident Advisor, Ch 6: You Smiled For A Second

2009-01-24T19:49:01Z

Title: Resident Advisor
Author: HammondGirl
Pairing: B/E
Category: A/H, A/U, OOC
Rating: M for future lemonade to quench your thirst.
Summary: Chapter 6 now up - You Smiled For A Second. Bella works as a Resident Advisor in a dormitory at Seattle University. She meets Edward at a Halloween Party thrown for the residents and employees of Weston Hall. A friendship slowly builds and Bella finds herself falling in love with Edward throughout the semester, but is unsure of his feelings toward her. What could the popular Edward Cullen possibly see in her?

Kim - You're just wonderful. You just are. I wanted you to know that, mkay?

Chapter 6

or start from the

Beginning

Use it on the fangirls Rob. Swat, swat away!

2009-01-21T06:33:28Z

Is this a fly swatter and my favorite green plaid shirt? All in one loverly picture? Watch out - I am weak in the knees from swooning... Ah Rob how I love thee... Let me count the ways..

Updated Fanfiction : Resident Advisor, Ch 5: What Is The Hold Up?

2009-01-10T21:07:50Z

Title: Resident Advisor
Author: HammondGirl
Pairing: B/E
Category: A/H, A/U, OOC
Rating: M for future lemonade to quench your thirst.
Summary: Chapter 5 now up - What Is The Hold Up? Bella works as a Resident Advisor in a dormitory at Seattle University. She meets Edward at a Halloween Party thrown for the residents and employees of Weston Hall. A friendship slowly builds and Bella finds herself falling in love with Edward throughout the semester, but is unsure of his feelings toward her. What could the popular Edward Cullen possibly see in her?

Kim – Thanks for calling me when you’ve had too much wine. It makes me snort. And thanks for going on and on with me about how hot Robert unfing Pattinson is.

Chapter 5
Or start from the
Beginning

hammondgirl @ 2009-01-04T16:35:00

2009-01-04T22:42:29Z

I had to do it. He is my desktop and I love him. The polka dots, awesome. The fingers, mothergrabbin long. The suspender, sexy as fuck.

UNF.

UNF.

UNF.

I need this:

2009-01-04T18:52:50Z

&

That is all.

hammondgirl @ 2009-01-03T21:46:00

2009-01-04T03:53:16Z

I know, I know.... But gah! Talk about being spread thin already. Here:

Better?

hammondgirl @ 2008-12-31T19:49:00

2009-01-01T01:57:33Z

Ah, my favorite thing ever:

hammondgirl @ 2008-12-30T16:51:00

2008-12-30T23:02:03Z

Hey there peoples. I need to rant a bit, but I don't think I will right now. But then again... Lol. This morning sucked. You guys know the old creepy man from Poltergeist? Well, the female equivalent of him is my neighbor. She came over this morning & saw my messy ass house, my messy ass garage because my kid decided to open it up, AND my messy ass backyard, when she asked about my messy ass dogs. So, I've been cleaning. And not really making a fucking dent. Gah. I want to throw everything I own into the trash can right about now. I'm trying hard to be objective, but I've already got two big ass trashbags for Goodwill already. And I was so glad it was trash day, cause I threw out a bunch of shit, and still have a lot to go. So at least the trash can outside is empty for tomorrow's purging. My room is actually looking fairly good. Now, if I could only throw everything in Delaney's room away. Lol. Oh well, I suppose I can't do that. But I want to!

FYT (which I don't know what the hell that means, but I'm assuming it's supposed to make me & you feel better - and it will...) :

Updated Fanfiction : Resident Advisor, Chapter 3: Searching In Vain

2008-12-23T17:46:14Z

Title: Resident Advisor
Author: HammondGirl
Pairing: B/E
Category: A/H, A/U, OOC
Rating: M for future lemonade.
Spoilers: None
Summary: Chapter 3 now up - Searching in Vain, from EPOV for the kiddies. Bella works as a Resident Advisor in a dormitory at Seattle University. She meets Edward at a Halloween Party thrown for the residents and employees of Weston Hall. A friendship slowly builds and Bella finds herself falling in love with Edward throughout the semester, but is unsure of his feelings toward her. What could the popular Edward Cullen possibly see in her?

Author's Note: Kim - This one is also for you. I love you more than Rob = HUGE AMOUNTS!!!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4700189/1/Resident_Advisor

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4700189/2/Resident_Advisor

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4700189/3/Resident_Advisor

hammondgirl @ 2008-12-19T12:29:00

2008-12-19T18:36:11Z

Well, I haven't posted in a bit - so I thought I'd share this.

Cause he's so damn hot.

*exhales slowly through nose. sigh.*

hammondgirl @ 2008-12-08T18:23:00

2008-12-09T00:29:00Z

Okay - trying a different way...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4700189/1/Resident_Advisor

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4700189/2/Resident_Advisor